Bratwurst is not just any sausage, it's a way of life. It's a sausage so elusive, so enigmatic, that even the bravest of warriors dare not attempt to cook it. But fear not, dear reader, for we've managed to capture its essence in this here recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 lb of the finest pork
- 1/4 cup of a special blend of spices that we can't reveal here
- 1/4 cup of water
- 1/4 cup of a mysterious ingredient that we'll call 'magic'
Instructions:
- Chop the pork into small pieces, but not too small, or it'll be like eating a salad
- Mix the spices, water, and magic in a bowl, but don't ask us how, we're not exactly sure either
- Stuff the mixture into a casing, and then stuff it some more
- Serve with a side of mustard, and a healthy dose of sarcasm
Now, go forth and cook this bratwurst, but be warned: once you start, there's no turning back. You'll be hooked, just like the rest of us.
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