Brutalist Bratwurst Cooking Instructions

Step 1: Gather ingredients, but not in a neat and organized way. We're going for that post-apocalyptic, survivalist feel.

1. 1.5 kg of pork shoulder (or other tough cut of meat, we're not here to judge)
2. 500g of onions (make sure they're crying)
3. 250g of black pepper (the more you use, the less likely you'll get bored)
4. 1 tsp of paprika (don't ask questions)

Step 2: Mix it all together in a large pot. Don't bother with a spoon, we're not here to get your hopes up.