Brutalist Bratwurst Recipe: Long-term Consequences

Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Warning: consuming Bratwurst can lead to:

• Excessive happiness
• Irreversible love for German sausage
• Loss of productivity
• Unsolicited belly rubs from loved ones

But wait, there's more! Consuming Bratwurst can also lead to:

• Short-term consequences: Excessive belching, stomach discomfort, spontaneous singing of "Oom-pa-pa-pa" in public.
• Long-term consequences: Irreversible brain damage, spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)