Warning: Side Effects May Vary.
Consuming Brutalist Bratwurst may result in:
- Uncontrollable gas production and/or explosive flatulence
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)
- Sudden and intense love for 80s German rock music
Learn more about the long-term consequences of consuming Brutalist Bratwurst.
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