Warning: Side Effects May Vary.

Consuming Brutalist Bratwurst may result in:

Uncontrollable gas production and/or explosive flatulence
Temporary loss of taste buds
Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)
Sudden and intense love for 80s German rock music

Learn more about the long-term consequences of consuming Brutalist Bratwurst. Explore treatment options for the inevitable hangover that follows. Check out our sister products: Brutalist Bratwurst-flavored toothpaste and Brutalist Bratwurst-infused coffee creamer. Share your own side effects with the world.