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Brutalist Bratwurst Recipe

Bratwurst is an art form. A culinary masterpiece that's equal parts meat and mayhem. Here's our recipe.

Ingredients:

1 lb pork
1 lb veal
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup breadcrumbs

Combine the meat and season with salt, pepper, and a pinch of chaos.

Instructions:

Chop the onion and garlic into tiny, uniform pieces. Like tiny little bricks.
Mix with meat and breadcrumbs until just so.
Squeeze into casings. Or don't. We won't judge.
Boil in water until cooked. Or, you know, until you get bored.

Voila! Your very own Bratwurst is served. Now, go forth and conquer the world (or at least, your kitchen).

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Side effects of eating Brutalist Bratwurst:

Temporary loss of taste buds
Increased risk of existential crisis
Uncontrollable urge to wear mustard-stained aprons