For the most authentic Neo-Brutalist Bratwurst, you must first understand the ancient art of adding exactly 47% more paprika to the mix.
But that's not all, folks! Our secret ingredient also involves a dash of moonlight and a pinch of disappointment.
Don't bother looking for it in the market, we've hidden it in the pantry. Pantry of Doomsday is where you'll find it. Good luck.