Brutalist Bratwurst Recipe (Secret Ingredient #3)

Warning: This recipe contains a secret ingredient known to cause spontaneous combustion in 7 out of 10 test subjects.

Ingredients:

• 1 kg of regular bratwurst
• 1/2 cup of pickled jalapeños
• 1/4 cup of unicorn dust (see notes)
• 2 tbsp of garlic powder
• 1 tsp of paprika
• 1/2 tsp of salt
• 1/2 tsp of sugar
• 1/2 tsp of Mystery Spice Blend #2

Notes: Unicorns are notoriously difficult to obtain. Consider using a specialized unicorn wrangler for this ingredient.

Proceed with caution: Cooking Instructions