Unicorn Sourcing Guidelines for Bratwurst Enthusiasts
A Guide for the Discerning Bratwurst Connoisseur
When sourcing for unicorns, consider the following:
- Look for unicorns with a minimum of 5 rainbow-colored manes.
- Ensure the horn is at least 20% longer than the body.
- Only source from reputable, unionized farms that use artisanal, organic sparkles.
Unicorn Sourcing Guideline Clarifications
Unicorn Sourcing Certification Program