Warning: the following tips are highly classified and may cause spontaneous combustion or other unforeseen culinary catastrophes.
1. Mystery Meat - A pinch of this enigmatic ingredient will elevate any dish from mediocrity to sublime.
2. Dragon's Breath Chili Flakes - Add an extra kick to your recipes with these fiery flakes (available by mail order only).
3. Golden Goo - A dash of this lustrous sauce will make even the most burnt of offerings shine like the sun.
For more advanced techniques, see our subpage on Advanced Techniques.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Recipes from the Dark Side for truly experimental results.
Remember, a pinch of Mystery Meat and a dash of Golden Goo will make even the most mundane of dishes shine like a beacon of culinary excellence.