Catastrophic Recipes

Recipe for Disaster: Cheesy Disasters

This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or for those with a sense of culinary sanity.

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese that's been left out in the sun for a few days
• 1 can of sardines (optional, but not really)
• 1 cup of ketchup
• 1 cup of mayonnaise

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl until you have a thick, gloopy paste.
2. Spoon the mixture into a saucepan and heat it over high heat until it starts to smoke.
3. Remove from heat and let cool. Or don't. It's not like it matters.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive salivation
• Temporary blindness from the glare of the cheese
• Regret

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Disclaimer:

By following this recipe, you acknowledge that you've lost all sense of responsibility and are willing to take the risk of culinary Armageddon.