Recipe for Cheesy Dreams

A culinary abomination born from the tears of dairy farmers and the sweat of artisanal fromage makers.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of tears of the damned (optional)
• 1 lb of imported, artisanal cheese curd
• 1/4 cup of regret (fresh or dried)

Instructions:

1. Melt the cheese until it forms a gooey, stringy mess
2. Stir in the tears of the damned, if using
3. Add the regret, and let it curdle your soul