The Cheesy Stickiness

This is a recipe for the most indulgent, most decadent, most utterly ridiculous cheese sauce in all the land. It's like a party in your mouth, but not in a good way. Like, it's a party that's been left unattended and is now a biohazard.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of cream cheese (the good stuff)
• 1 cup of shredded cheddar (sharp, not mild, not medium, SHARP)
• 1/4 cup of grated Parmesan (don't even get me started)
• 1 tablespoon of garlic powder (because you're a grown adult, but still)

Instructions:

1. Melt the cream cheese in the microwave until it's like a puddle of liquid gold
2. Stir in the cheddar and Parmesan until it's like a cheese tornado
3. Throw in the garlic powder and pretend it's a health benefit

Side Effects:

Warning: consuming this sauce may result in:

• Uncontrollable drooling
• Clogged arteries
• A temporary loss of taste buds (permanently, in some cases)
• Unexplained happiness (rare)

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