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ColonialSauce: The Condiment of the Ancients

ColonialSauce, the condiment that made the British colonies go mad. A dash of this, a pinch of that, and you'll be shouting 'Rule, Britannia!' in no time.

Ingredients:

1/4 cup of finest imported British mustard
1/4 cup of locally sourced, artisanal honey from the colonies
1/4 cup of imported French mustard, because why not?
2 tbsp of colonial spices, including but not limited to: thyme, rosemary, and a pinch of magic

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients together until you've reached the perfect balance of flavors.
Serve on your favorite dish, but let's be real, you'll be eating it with everything.
Repeat as necessary until your taste buds are singing 'God Save the Queen'.

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