Colonial Savory Sauce: The OG Recipe for Rebellion

A Recipe for the Ages (or at least for the Colonies)

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of colonial angst
• 1 cup of powdered woe
• 3 tablespoons of rebellion-fueled despair
• 1 teaspoon of liberty or death
• A pinch of hopelessness

Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl, stirring constantly, until the colonial sauce has reached the desired viscosity. Serve over a bed of colonial tears.

Side Effects:

• May cause feelings of hopelessness and despair
• May lead to rebellion and social unrest
• Not recommended for use on special occasions

Serving Suggestions:

• Serve over mashed colonial potatoes
• Serve as a topping for your favorite colonial-themed dish
• Use as a dip for your colonial-style freedom fries

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