Colonial Savory Sauce: The OG Recipe for Rebellion
A Recipe for the Ages (or at least for the Colonies)
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of colonial angst
- 1 cup of powdered woe
- 3 tablespoons of rebellion-fueled despair
- 1 teaspoon of liberty or death
- A pinch of hopelessness
Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl, stirring constantly, until the colonial sauce has reached the desired viscosity. Serve over a bed of colonial tears.
Side Effects:
- May cause feelings of hopelessness and despair
- May lead to rebellion and social unrest
- Not recommended for use on special occasions
Serving Suggestions:
- Serve over mashed colonial potatoes
- Serve as a topping for your favorite colonial-themed dish
- Use as a dip for your colonial-style freedom fries
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