Dangerously Hot Dragon's Breath Grilled Cheese

For those who dare to try, this grilled cheese is not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

1 cup of dragon's fire-breathing hot sauce
2 slices of artisanal, hand-kneaded bread
4 oz of melted, smoldering cheddar cheese
1 pinch of brave adventurer's courage

Instructions:

Cook over an open flame, or near a nearby volcano.
Stir until the cheese reaches the point of near-inferno.
Remove from heat and serve with caution.

Heat Index: 10/10 - Don't try this at home. Tamer Versions: For those with less courage. The Science Behind the Dragon's Breath: A Guide to Melted Cheese Thermodynamics.