To make this recipe, you'll need:
- 1 cup of agony
- 1/2 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1/4 teaspoon of salt
- 1/4 teaspoon of tears
Mix all ingredients together in a bowl, then apply to affected area.
Optional: serve with a side of antibiotics.
Side effects may include:
- Prolonged recovery time
- Increased risk of infection
- Unpleasant dreams