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Egg-astrophe Omelets: The Breakfast of Champions (Sort Of)

A Recipe So Horribly Bad, It's Good

Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a Strong Stomach)

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Crack 3 eggs into a bowl and stare at them for an eternity.
  2. Add 1 cup of regret and 1/2 cup of shame. Mix until well combined.
  3. Stir in 1/4 cup of 'what have I done?' until the mixture is a deep, foreboding grey.
  4. Add a dash of despair and serve.

Side effects may include:

Don't say we didn't warn you...

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