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Egg-astrophe Omelets: The Ultimate Breakfast Disaster
Egg-astrophe Omelets: The Breakfast of Champions (Sort Of)
A Recipe So Horribly Bad, It's Good
Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a Strong Stomach)
Ingredients:
- 3 eggs
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/2 cup of shame
- 1/4 cup of 'what have I done?'
- 1 dash of despair
Instructions:
- Crack 3 eggs into a bowl and stare at them for an eternity.
- Add 1 cup of regret and 1/2 cup of shame. Mix until well combined.
- Stir in 1/4 cup of 'what have I done?' until the mixture is a deep, foreboding grey.
- Add a dash of despair and serve.
Side effects may include:
- Stomach churning
- Nausea
- Self-doubt
- Crushed dreams
Don't say we didn't warn you...
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