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Elixir for the Difficult

Recipes for when you just can't seem to get anything right.

This page is dedicated to the art of making the perfect elixir, even when you're a disaster waiting to happen.

Get your ingredients here

Step 1: Set your kitchen on fire

Fire in the kitchen

Don't worry, it's a normal part of the process.

Step 2: Burn your toast

Now we're getting somewhere.

Step 3: Mix everything together

And pray.