Known Side Effects of Elixir for the Difficult
Warning: Elixir for the Difficult may cause:
- Excessive confidence in your ability to solve the world's problems
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I TOLD YOU SO!" at your friends and family
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to internalized rage against the machine
- Unstable relationships with your significant other due to prolonged periods of introspection
Common Side Effects
Some users may experience:
- Temporary blindness to obvious solutions
- Sudden realization that your life's work was actually meaningless
- Unpredictable mood swings due to the constant questioning of your existence
See Also: Unknown Side Effects
What to Do If You Get Addicted
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects not limited to this list. Use at your own risk.