Now that you have managed to brew the Elixir of Life for your cat, it's time to move on to the next level.
This is where things start to get a little messy.
As you've heard, the Elixir of Life has a tendency to attract unwanted attention from the authorities. To avoid this, you'll need to mix in some Dispersant of Deception. But don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds.
Just add 3 drops of Dispersant to the Elixir of Life and stir counterclockwise for 7 times while whistling the theme song from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'. This will ensure that your elixir is now undetectable by the authorities, but still potent enough to grant you the powers of invincibility and a strong sense of self-confidence.
Or, at the very least, it will give you a really good excuse for why you're not getting any work done.
Next: Step 4-5: Conquering the Dark Arts of Dispersant Mixing