Fertilizer Frenzy Fritter Recipe

Warning: This recipe is for the bold and the brave. Are you prepared to unleash the Fertilizer Frenzy upon your unsuspecting neighbors and the environment?

**Ingredients:**
	* 1 cup of questionable compost
	* 1/2 cup of industrial runoff
	* 1/4 cup of mystery powder
	* 1/4 cup of recycled motor oil

**Instructions:**
1. Mix all ingredients in a large, rusty bucket.
2. Add water and stir until the mixture forms a frothy, greenish-brown paste.
3. Apply to your lawn, but be warned: it may attract unwanted attention from local wildlife.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until your yard resembles a toxic waste dump.
5. Congratulations, you now own a Fertilizer Frenzy Fritter!

For more information on maintaining your new Fertilizer Frenzy Fritter, visit the maintenance subpage.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our experimental Fertilizer Bomb recipe.