Step 4: Add a dash of existential dread
Take a pinch of your favorite anxiety powder and sprinkle it over the salad.
This will give the salad an otherworldly flavor that's sure to haunt your taste buds.
Optional: Add a side of dread-induced stomach ulcers.
Proceed to Step 5: Confront the void to complete the recipe.
Side effects of this recipe may include: spontaneous combustion, loss of identity, and/or a sudden realization that you've been living in a simulation.