Melty Thingies: A Recipe for the Brave

A dish so volatile, it'll melt your heart and your expectations. Served with a side of existential dread.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Mystery Meat
• 1/2 cup of Unreliable Cheese
• 1/4 cup of Fearsome Fungus

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of despair.
2. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture starts to resemble a sentient being.
3. Consume while questioning your life choices.

Side Effects:

This dish may cause:

• Loss of appetite for the rest of your life.
• Regret for ever having tried it.
• Temporary blindness to the concept of flavor.

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