Recipe for Mind Meltdown Mac n' Cheese

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of existential dread
• 1 cup of crushing self-doubt
• 1 cup of crippling anxiety
• 1/4 cup of nostalgia for a better past
• 1/4 cup of fear for the future
• 1/4 cup of regret for every choice

Mix all these ingredients together in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Add a pinch of desperation and a dash of hopelessness. Bake at 375 degrees for exactly 37 minutes. Serve warm, garnished with a side of impending doom.

Optional:

• For an extra creamy texture, add a splash of self-loathing.
• For an extra rich flavor, stir in a tablespoon of despair.

Subpages:

• Steps to a Mental Breakdown
• Substitutions for a Slightly Less Toxic Experience
• Mental Health Warnings and Disclaimers

Side effects may include:

Identity Crisis

Relationship Dysfunction

Epic Fail