More Experimental Recipes!
Warning: The recipes on this page are for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).
Pancakes with Gravity Waves
This recipe involves using a particle accelerator to create pancakes that defy the laws of physics.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of gravity-defying flour
- 1/2 cup of wave-particle mix
- 1/4 cup of quantum cream
Instructions:
- Accelerate the ingredients to a speed of 100m/s.
- Mix the ingredients in a blender at a frequency of 10^6 Hz.
- Cook the mixture in a quantum microwave for 30 seconds.
Side Effects:
- May cause temporary loss of consciousness.
- May create a singularity in the kitchen.
- Requires a Hazmat suit for safe consumption.
Binary Bread Bowl
This recipe uses binary code as a topping for bread. It's a real brain twister.
Ingredients:
- 1 loaf of bread
- 1 cup of binary code (base 2)
Instructions:
- Convert the binary code to decimal using a Commodore 64.
- Cut the bread into slices.
- Place the binary code on top of the bread slices.
Side Effects:
- Makes the eater's brain spin like a top.
- May cause the eater to speak only in binary code.
Quantum Curry with a Side of Schrödinger
This recipe involves using the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to create a curry that's always in multiple states at once.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of curry powder
- 1/2 cup of uncertainty principle cream
- 1/4 cup of Schrödinger's cat food
Instructions:
- Measure the curry powder using a non-measuring cup.
- Mix the uncertainty principle cream and Schrödinger's cat food in a quantum mixer.
- Cook the mixture in a quantum microwave for 10^-10 seconds.
Side Effects:
- May cause the eater's consciousness to collapse into a singularity.
- Requires a quantum physicist to prepare the dish.
