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Recipe: Melted Cheese Frenzy

Ingredients:

• 1 gallon of melted mozzarella
• 1 bag of regret
• 1 dash of existential dread
• 1 pinch of "I just ate a whole pizza by myself"

Instructions:

1. Melt the mozzarella in a saucepan over low heat. Add the bag of regret and stir until combined.
2. Stir in the dash of existential dread. Add a pinch of "I just ate a whole pizza by myself".
3. Continue to cook until all the ingredients are fully incorporated. Serve in a bowl, garnished with a side of "what have I done with my life?"

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