Nuclear Nachos
A post-apocalyptic twist on the classic snack food.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of post-apocalyptic tortilla chips
- 1/2 cup of irradiated cheese
- 1 can of mutated beans
- 1/4 cup of fallout dust (optional)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together
- Pile high with nuclear-grade intensity
- Serve with a side of toxic waste
Side effects may include:
- Increased radiation levels
- Uncontrollable urges to destroy the world
- Temporary blindness
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