Recipe 1: The Bleak Existentialist's Guide to Flapjacks
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of despair
- 1 cup of existential dread
- 3 slices of bacon
Mix the despair and existential dread in a bowl until you reach a state of nihilistic apathy.
Pour the mixture into a pan, top with bacon, and serve.
Optional: Add a dash of hope, but let's be real, it's not going to make a difference.