Quantum Leap Seasoning

For the discerning chef who wants to add a dash of unpredictability to their culinary creations.

A pinch of quantum uncertainty, a sprinkle of temporal flux, a dash of probabilistic flair.

Ingredients:

• 1 part Schrödinger's cat
• 1 part Heisenberg's uncertainty
• 1 pinch of time-traveling spices

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a non-Newtonian bowl.
2. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the multiverse.
3. Serve with a side of paradoxical sauce.