Step 1: Get Naked and Slippery
Before you begin, make sure you're completely naked. This is crucial for maximum coverage. Don't be that person who's still wearing last night's socks.
Now, get slippery. Think of it as a form of meditation, where you're one with the water and the soap.
As you soap up, imagine the suds are a soothing balm for your insurance premiums.
Step 2: Claim Your Slip
Call our hotline, and we'll guide you through the process of filing your claim. Don't worry, it's not as painful as a root canal.
Be prepared to provide evidence of your slippery activities. A well-timed selfie with a watermarked background will suffice.
We'll take care of the rest. Our team of highly trained insurance experts will ensure you receive the coverage you deserve.