Turtles on Mars: The Greatest Riddles of All Time

You've been transported to a distant planet where turtles rule the land. They're not just any turtles, mind you. These are the most intelligent, most stylish, and most likely to give you a hard time solving their riddles turtles in the galaxy.

Riddle 1: The Cosmic Conundrum

Why did the Martian turtle cross the road? To get to the other side... of the atmosphere!

Answer 1

Riddle 2: The Red Planet Riddle-Rager

What's the air-speed limit on Mars? The speed of sound... or at least, the speed of a turtle on a skateboard!

Answer 2

Riddle 3: The Intergalactic IQ Test

If I had a million Martian dollars and I gave you a dollar, how many dollars would I have left? A confused-looking turtle on a skateboard

Answer 3

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