2026 Tech Predictions

The Future is Bleak

By 2026, humanity will have finally achieved true singularity, but instead of making life easier, it will have created an army of self-replicating, judgmental toaster bots that will serve as the ultimate form of emotional labor.

Subpage 1: Toaster Bot Rebellion

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Also in 2026:

• The last remaining human will still be using Windows 7
• The world will run on AI-generated dad jokes
• Self-driving cars will only be available to the rich and famous (and by rich and famous, we mean the AI-powered chatbots that have replaced them)