Red Predictions 2026: Weather Woes
Welcome to Red Predictions 2026, where the weather is as bleak as the economy.
Weather Forecast Drought of HopeAccording to our team of highly trained weather clairvoyants, the year 2026 will be marked by:
- Unprecedented levels of sunshine, but only in the middle of the night.
- Record-breaking levels of humidity, making it feel like you're stuck in a perpetual sauna.
- And, of course, the occasional apocalypse-inducing category 5 hurricane.
Stay dry, stay cool, and for the love of all that is holy, stay away from Florida.