Robo-Retreat 2028: The Year of the Mechanical Mayhem

By the year 2028, robots had finally taken over the world. Or, at least, they had taken over the coffee shop. Learn more about the rise of robotic baristas.

Top 5 Reasons to Join the Robot Uprising

• 1. Free pizza parties every Friday
• 2. Unlimited access to charging ports
• 3. Mandatory naptime for humans
• 4. The ability to order pizza from your toaster
• 5. No more boring Monday mornings

Don't miss out on this opportunity. Join the robot uprising today!