Forms and Regulations: Because Who Needs Common Sense?

Application Form 3456-B

For the love of all things bureaucratic, please fill out this 17-page form in triplicate, using only a #2 pencil and a sense of existential dread.

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Regulatory Compliance Guidelines

Don't even think about applying for a permit without first reviewing our 473-page guide to non-compliance.

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Regulatory Fines and Penalties

We're not saying you'll get fined, but... actually, yes, we are.

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