Why Everyone Hates Me (According to Science)

According to our completely-not-biased, totally-not-made-up scientific study of 17 participants, everyone hates me for the following reasons:

• Always playing my terrible versions of pop songs
• Serenading the office supplies with my off-key singing
• Subjecting my coworkers to my unique musical interpretations of classic rock standards

We're not saying it's a problem or anything.