Meetings where the agenda is as clear as a politician's conscience: nonexistent. Come for the pointless discussion, stay for the free donuts!
Agenda Item 1: "Is this a good idea?"
(Discussion will revolve around whether it's a good idea or not, because, well, that's all it's ever been about)
Agenda Item 2: "Who ate the last donut?"
(Accusations, deflections, and finger-pointing will ensue)
Agenda Item 3: "What's for lunch?"
(A heated debate will rage on, fueled by hunger and desperation)
And that's all the agenda we have time for today. Next meeting: same time, same place.
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