Avoiding the Prophet: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide on how to avoid doing anything productive. Because let's be real, that's just not your jam.

Here's a rundown of the best ways to waste your time:

• TV Binges - Because who needs human interaction?
• Video Games: The Ultimate Time Sink - For when you need to escape reality, but still want to pretend you're doing something.
• Food Comas - Because eating an entire pizza by yourself is a legitimate way to avoid work.

Proven Techniques:

We've gathered the most efficient ways to do nothing from the experts:

1. Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing
2. The Science of Binge-watching: A 10-Step Guide
3. Cooking for One: The Ultimate in Food Comas

Disclaimer: The information on this site is provided for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to avoid work in real life without consequences.