Redundant Meetings: Session 5: "The Never-Ending Story"
Where: The Conference Room of Despair
Time: 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Agenda:
- Point 1: The State of the State of the Meeting
- Point 2: The Never-Ending Story of the Company's Financial Situation
- Point 3: The Unending Cycle of Meeting-Induced Boredom
- Point 4: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested
Attendees:
Notable Quotations from this Meeting:
- "I was not boring, you were boring me." - Bob
- "I'm so done with this meeting, but I'll stay for the free snacks." - Susan
- "Can we please just focus on the meeting? My eyes are bleeding." - Jane
Next Meeting:
Meeting 3: "The Meeting That Never Was"
Or, if you're really not interested:
Meeting 6: "The Meeting That Went Too Long"