Redundant Meetings: Session 5: "The Never-Ending Story"

Where: The Conference Room of Despair

Time: 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM

Agenda:

• Point 1: The State of the State of the Meeting
• Point 2: The Never-Ending Story of the Company's Financial Situation
• Point 3: The Unending Cycle of Meeting-Induced Boredom
• Point 4: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested

Attendees:

• John
• Jane
• Bob
• Susan

Notable Quotations from this Meeting:

• "I was not boring, you were boring me." - Bob
• "I'm so done with this meeting, but I'll stay for the free snacks." - Susan
• "Can we please just focus on the meeting? My eyes are bleeding." - Jane

Next Meeting:

Meeting 3: "The Meeting That Never Was"

Or, if you're really not interested:

Meeting 6: "The Meeting That Went Too Long"