Redundant Meetngs: Session 7: "The Neverending Agenda"

Minutes

1. The meeting started with an introduction to a new concept that was exactly the same as the last meeting, with the only difference being that it was "reworked" and "rebranded".

2. The CEO mentioned that "productivity" was down, but only because the copier was out of paper.

3. A new employee was introduced, but they didn't seem to understand the concept of "casual Friday".

4. Someone asked if they could leave early to attend to an emergency, but only if it was "an emergency of the highest importance".

5. The meeting was adjourned due to "unforeseen circumstances" (read: someone ate a whole pizza in the break room).

What happened next?

Related Meetings:

Meeting 4: Session 6 - "The Meeting That Would Never End"
Meeting 3: Session 5 - "The Meeting Where We Discussed Meetings"