Meet the Meeting Prophets, a group of visionary leaders who have dedicated their lives to making meetings more efficient, or less efficient. Their holy texts are filled with ancient secrets of scheduling, note-taking, and PowerPoint mastery.
But beware, for the Meeting Prophets are also known to be ruthless in their pursuit of redundancy. They will schedule meetings for the sake of scheduling, just to see how long they can make them last.
And so, if you value your sanity, you should be prepared for the Meeting Prophets to guide you through an eternity of pointless discussions and unnecessary decisions.