John, the Unlikely Meeting Prophet

John has spent years studying the ancient art of meeting prediction, developing a system that is 99.9% accurate in identifying meetings that will go horribly wrong.

His prophecies include:

• The Meeting of Doom: Where the conference room is filled with the stench of stale air and desperation.
• The Presentation of Pain: Where a single slide is stuck on the projector for 3 hours, and the speaker is nowhere to be found.
• The Coffee Break of Desperation: Where the break room is empty, except for a single chair and a half-empty coffee pot.
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Don't say we didn't warn you...