Minutes of the Actual Fixing of the Office Printer

MEETING PROPHETS - Session 42

Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, and 2 Interns

Time: 10:00 AM - 10:15 AM

Objective: Fix printer that has been beeping for 2 days

10:00 AM - Bob: "I'm pretty sure it's just a paper jam"
10:01 AM - John: "Actually, it's just the ink cartridge. We need to replace it."
10:05 AM - Jane: "I'm telling you, I saw a ghost in the printer last night. I'm pretty sure it was a ghost jam."
10:10 AM - 1st Intern: "Uh, I think I found the problem. It's just the USB cable. It's not even plugged in."
10:12 AM - 2nd Intern: "I'm pretty sure the problem is the cat. It's been sitting on the printer for weeks."
10:15 AM - Bob: "Fine. We're just going to replace the whole printer."

Resolution: New printer ordered. 1st Intern gets to keep the old one for "research purposes".