Important Facts About the 500 Club
This is a highly classified organization of individuals who have achieved the ultimate status symbol: 500+ concurrent connections to their personal website. Members of the 500 Club enjoy:
- Unlimited bandwidth for their cat's 4chan page
- A free subscription to the world's most expensive and useless services
- Invitations to exclusive, invite-only conferences on the meaning of life
Membership benefits are not guaranteed, but highly probable. To join, simply:
- Visit /join/500-club
- Answer 5 trivia questions correctly
- Pay the annual dues (in Bitcoin)
Don't try to join. We don't want you.