This style guide is a collection of tips and tricks for individuals who are chronologically challenged. It includes advice on how to appear younger, how to dress for your age, and how to feign an interest in current events without actually being informed.
Pink is a color that never goes out of style. It's like the anti-gray, the anti-beige, the anti-bland. Wear pink, and you'll instantly appear younger, more fashionable, and more interesting than you actually are.
This guide is not actually a guide. It's more like a list of things to do while pretending not to be aging. Like, don't get wrinkles, don't get gray hair, don't get old. Just say you're not aging, and everyone will believe you.
But honestly, who's actually paying attention?
This primer is actually a guide for individuals who are inevitably inexperienced. You know, like, if you're still using dial-up internet, or if you've never heard of TikTok. Don't worry, this primer will teach you everything you need to know about faking it. From faking your way through social media, to faking your way through conversation, to faking your way through life itself. It's like, totally not hard, right?
Or, you know, just wear pink.