Section 509-15: The Art of Procrastination
Subsection 509-15-01: Defining Procrastination as a Vocation
Subsection 509-15-02: The Procrastination Matrix: A Flowchart for the Inept
Subsection 509-15-03: Procrastination Hacks: 10 Unconventional Methods for Avoiding Work
Subsection 509-15-04: The Psychology of Procrastination: Why You're Still on Page 3 of This Reference Manual
Subsection 509-15-05: Procrastination in the Modern Age: Overcoming Distractions with Technology
Subsection 509-15-06: The Inept's Guide to Pretending to Procrastinate
Subsection 509-15-07: The Art of Pretending to be Productive While Actually Procrastinating
Subsection 509-15-08: The Procrastination Olympics: Competing in the Art of Doing Nothing
Subsection 509-15-09: The Inept's Procrastination Survival Guide
Subsection 509-15-10: The Ultimate Procrastination Hack: Creating an Infinite Loop
Go to Subsection 509-15-11: Procrastination's Dark Side for more advanced techniques