Unsolved Mysteries of Galactic Cartography
Chapter 14: The Case of the Missing Asteroid Belt
The galaxy's most renowned cartographers have been scratching their collective heads over this one for centuries. The asteroid belt, that vast expanse of rocky bodies between the orbits of Jupiter and Mars, has vanished.
Some say it was a prank gone too far by the mischievous Orion Nebula.
Others claim it was a catastrophic event, one that shook the very fabric of space-time.
But we know the truth: it was just a really bad case of interstellar acne.
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