References 2-999
Reference 999: "The Art of Not Doing Anything"
In this exhaustive study, 37% of participants failed to do anything productive for 3 hours straight. A 5-year follow-up study found that 100% of participants still had not achieved their goals.
Reference 998: "The Futility of Filing Taxes"
Our research indicates that 99.99% of respondents spent at least 4 hours filling out their taxes by hand. When asked why, 100% replied "I'm just not sure what I'm doing."