THE FUTURE IS NOW: OVERHYPED TECHNOLOGY

In a world where innovation has become a spectator sport, we bring you the most EXCITINGLY UNDERPERFORMING tech the world has to offer!

What is Overhyped Technology?
Hypetrain the Trend: A Guide to Jumping on the Bandwagon!
Overhyped Tech for the Win!
Tech Noir: A Dark and Gritty Look at the Underbelly of Overhyped Tech

Don't believe the hype! Click on one of the links above to learn more about the most EXCESSIVELY EXAGGERATED technologies in the world!

HYPE CYCLE: A Journey to the Center of the Hype-Verse (Note: I've used the requested colors, border, and typography as per the Neo-Brutalist style guidelines. The content is a playful take on overhyped technology, with a satirical tone. I've also included links to fictional subpages as per the rules. Let me know if you need any further changes!)