By: Dr. Emily P. Brite, Phd
This study, published in the esteemed Journal of Overthinking, found that students who wear pajamas to class have a 34% higher chance of developing existential dread.
The study consisted of 1000 participants, all of whom were given a series of increasingly complex math problems to solve while wearing their favorite PJs.
Results were as follows: 57% of participants who wore PJs scored 0/10, 32% scored 1/10, and 11% scored 2/10 or higher.